Ben: Mom, where's my gift?
Me: What gift?
Ben: Well it's gift day isn't it?
Ben's dictated letter to Santa:
Dear Santa,
I want to see your house because I don't know what it looks like so I want to at least visit.
I really love you but next time I want to go with you on your sleigh because I really want to know what it looks like and I really like you and I love you so much as a giant.
And for Christmas I want 10 rolls of tape.
Love,
Benjamin
Ben: Mom, the sun is my friend and I DO NOT want him to ever die.
Me: Why would the sun die?
Ben: No honey, I'm talking about I DON'T want him to die.
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