Silliness

Jack put one of the little toy basket things on his head.
Me: Oooh, that's a nice hat!
Jack: No. I robot!
(takes toy crate off his head)
Jack: Hi Mommy!
Me: Hi robot boy!
Jack: Noooooo, I Jackie!

Ben: Mommy, will you get my food ready?
Me: Yes, honey. As soon as I finish cutting Jack's fingernails.
Ben: You've got to be kiddin' me.

More Funny Ben

Ben: That tastes kinda grahamin.
Me: Grahamin?
Ben: Yeah. GRAHMin.
Me: What does that mean?
Ben: It means I kinda like it, but I kinda don't. Isn't that a funny name?

Ben: I'm a Doctor. Let me take a look at your back.
(pats my back). Mmm Hmmm. It's damaged. That means you're old.

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Ben: Mommy, Emma scratched me.
Me: Sorry honey. I don't think she means to scratch you.
Ben: Maybe she wants me to die.

And it begins... Jack's funny sayings

This morning:

Jack: Where Ben goin' Mommy?
Me: To school.
Jack: Ooooooooh.
Rob: Where is Daddy going?
Jack: Ummmmmmmmm... That way! (points outside)

Last night:

Ben: (bounces ball loudly in living room)
Jack: (from bedroom) I tryin' to seep Ben!